To all the new people at my gym

You better make it worth it, because you are pissing me off.  Taking my parking spot, my locker, my bike, I could not get into my favorite spin class today, and I am not happy about it.  You f'ers better work out hard, you better stick around and get in shape, because I am watching you.  If you are serious fine.  Good for you. But if you aren't going to stay for the whole class then GET OFF MY BIKE!!!