The family is a haven in a heartless world. ~Attributed to Christopher Lasch
As the most participatory form of mass speech yet developed, the Internet deserves the highest protection from government intrusion. ~Stewart Dalzell As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. ~Woody Allen
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ~Josh Billings
Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. ~Theodore Geisel
Age is a slowing down of everything except fear. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. ~Henry Fielding
By a divine paradox, wherever there is one slave there are two. So in the wonderful reciprocities of being, we can never reach the higher levels until all our fellows ascend with us. ~Edwin Markham
Anything simple always interests me. ~David Hockney
Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. ~Michael Burke
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins
In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed all of these anniversaries; no man can ignore all of them. ~Aldo Leopold
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg
To ride a horse is to ride the sky. ~Author Unknown
Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children. ~Oliver Wendell
Death is a debt we all must pay. ~Euripides
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. ~Albert Einstein
The great writers of aphorisms read as if they had all known each other well. ~Elias Canetti
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. ~Author Unknown
When I quit working, I lost all sense of identity in about fifteen minutes. ~Paige Rense
Please don't feed the dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown
Embalm, v.: To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew. The modern metallic burial casket is a step in the same direction, and many a dead man who ought now to be ornamenting his neighbor's lawn as a tree, or enriching his table as a bunch of radishes, is doomed to a long inutility. We shall get him after awhile if we are spared, but in the meantime the violet and the rose are languishing for a nibble at his glutaeus maximus. ~Ambrose Bierce
It's like, at the end, there's this surprise quiz: am I proud of me? I gave my life to become the person I am right now! Was it worth what I paid? ~Richard Bach
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. ~William Shakespeare
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